THE BIRTHDAY BEATING OF SUPERMAN
In New Mexico we have a tradition. Childrens parties should include violent attacks on innocent paper people.This years chosen victim was the unsuspecting SUPERMAN. SUPERMAN is hung from a tree by the neck. Children are blindfolded, spun in a circle and given a club and then instructed to beat the hell out of SUPERMAN.It takes quite a while and many kids before S.M. spills his guts.At this point all the children are standing in body parts and grabbing all the candy they can get.It was a fun day!
2 Comments:
For my next birthday, I want a Dora party. So I can have a Dora pinata and beat the shit out of her.
My husband would be so sad. He loves Superman.
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